Monday, October 31, 2005

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Why did the ghost empty out her hotdogs?
She wanted to make hollow-weenies!! (halloweenies if you're the slower type)
Why did the mummy keep his band-aids in the refrigerator?
He wanted to use them later for cold-cuts (ok that one's a stretch, I admit)
THE FOLLOWING JOKES ARE ORIGINAL CAITLIN BROWN JOKES... seriously, I know they're incredible but I made them up.... I don't lie
What did the ghost eat for breakfast?
BOOberry muffins!
Where do you bury dead flowers?
In a STEMetary!
Where do you bury dead cave men?
In a CAVEyard!
Where do you bury dead superheros?
In a BRAVEyard!
Where do you bury dead groundhogs?
Nowhere, they're already burried!

Ok, last one.... (not original)
What's a vampire's favorite pick-up line?
"What's your type?"

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