What An Experience

So here's my story:

About two weeks ago, [a week from last Thursday to be exact] I got myself a new belt. Anyways, the second time I wore it, one of the decorative jewels fell off of the front. Now I'm not one to waste a perfectly good belt, so I decided I was going to super glue the little jewel back into its hole rather than never wear this practically brand new belt again. Well, tonight was the night. I got the belt out, got the jewel out, and asked my brother if he could krazy glue the two together. He gave me the glue and said 'do it yourself'. Anyways, luck would have it I couldn't get any glue out of that little bottle, and had to call him back for help. He fiddled around with it until finally, there was glue on the belt and a jewel on the glue, and my brother instructed me to hold it together for a couple of minutes. Well hold it I did, but when the minutes were over, something very strange happened: my finger would not separate from the belt! I was krazy glued to a belt! And although it was a nice belt, I wanted to be free! So I read the instructions, freaked out a little, a hurried to a sink. I filled it up with soapy water, and stuck my finger/belt in the sink. I became pretty much a spectical at my house, as my family walked by and laughed and I was pretty much crying thinking I would never be separated from the stylish yet surprisingly heavy peice of leather. I mean, it is a nice belt but it might not fit into my mittens. Anyways, as the story goes I eventually did get un-stuck from the belt, but not all of me. I now have a lovely jewel-encrusted belt, along with a lovely peice of ring finger attached to it. And as sketchy as that is, I'm still planning on wearing it. It's a new belt!

As for those of you who stuck around to find out what happened to my finger, that's another story for another time. Have a good night!