Just So You Know...

...well it seems all of my friends are either running off to foreign countries or creating little human beings, and in comparison my life appears a lot less interesting. So, I have devised a list of little changes to shake things up a bit:

-from now on I will answer only to Princess Chicken Cordon Blue

-I have thrown out all of my right footed shoes. In doing this I hope to create a new phenomenon where my children will all be born with two left feet. Or at least a left and a half.

-Although I will not actually get a tattoo, my tattoo sleeve will become the staple item of my new wardrobe: old movie tickets adhered to my body with peanut butter.

-I have decided to take the Chinese couple up on their offer, and will be marrying their 18 year old son this July.

Well, I guess that will do for now. Good luck recognizing me.
Sincerely,
PCCB